Stray Animals

We all know about Stray animals roaming the roads without any rhyme or reason, no home, and no place to belong. They eventually end up dying, because we're too afraid to touch them because of the deadly diseases they contain. My answer to this problem? Sport.
Alot of people go hunting anyway, why not kill two birds (or in this case dogs and cats) with one stone? We can gather them all up using very protective equipment (as not to catch their very fatal diseases), release them in a 3 mile radius (fenced off, of course) and send everyone off hunting. This, of course, provides many things. Sport for the highest race, and an answer to the stray problem. No longer will we have to see these muts wondering around durring the winter, begging for food. No longer will we have to come to an abrupt stop to wait for these evil beasts to make their way across. They won't be an issue! It will save many, many lives and provide entertainment and humor to the society. Thank you.



sat-ire

1. 1. A literary work in which human vice or folly is attacked through irony, derision, or wit.
   2. The branch of literature constituting such works. See Synonyms at caricature.
2. Irony, sarcasm, or caustic wit used to attack or expose folly, vice, or stupidity.

That's right, I'm using satire. It's all a joke, sorry to all of you that might have been offended.